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Joke Topic - 'Mosquitoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mosquitoes'.

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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

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