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Joke Topic - 'Mosquitoes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mosquitoes'.

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What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Insurance

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Bird

What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.
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Rabbits

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

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