Here are some randomly selected joke topics
The Titanic
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
Golf
Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
Magician
He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
Zombies
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Vampires
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Cats
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
The Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Paranoid
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.