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Joke Topic - 'Morse Code'


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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.


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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Vampires

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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The Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

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