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Joke Topic - 'Morse Code'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Morse Code'.

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Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.


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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

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