Joke Topic - 'More Often'

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Well, sit down and don't stir yourself.

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.