Joke Topic - 'More Often'

Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!