Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Be Yourself
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Bees
What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
Mummies
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Men
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Incompetence
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
The Titanic
What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.