Joke Topic - 'Moon' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Moon'.

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.

Man to travel agent: 'Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

What is large, bright, and stupid?
A fool moon.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

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Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

What did the baby bee ask�the Queen bee?
Is it swarm in here?

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock, you know.'
My brother said, 'Well, don't get wound up about it.'

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.

Teacher: 'What is the outer part of a tree called?'
Pupil: 'I don't know sir.'
Teacher: 'Bark, boy, bark.'
Pupil: 'Woof-woof.'

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.