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Joke Topic - 'Months'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Months'.

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Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.


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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Donuts

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.

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