Joke Topic - 'Months' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Months'.

Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

What airline do ghosts travel on?
British Scareways.

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set?
A boa constructor.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

Why is the old, worn-out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.