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Joke Topic - 'Months'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Months'.


Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

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We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.


Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.


Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!

Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.


What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.

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