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Joke Topic - 'Monsters'


Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Monsters'.

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Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
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My mum said to my sister, 'I had this awful nightmare. There was your teacher being devoured by this foul-looking monster.'
My sister said 'Go on, what happened.'
My mum said, 'Well, I can't get it out of my head really. The ugly face, the foul fangs, the slimy dribble, the bloodshot eyes....
My sister said, 'Yes' but what did the monster look like?'
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What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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