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Joke Topic - 'Monsters'

Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Monsters'.


Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

My mum said to my sister, 'I had this awful nightmare. There was your teacher being devoured by this foul-looking monster.'
My sister said 'Go on, what happened.'
My mum said, 'Well, I can't get it out of my head really. The ugly face, the foul fangs, the slimy dribble, the bloodshot eyes....
My sister said, 'Yes' but what did the monster look like?'

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

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