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Joke Topic - 'Monsters' - 13 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Monsters'.
Did you hear about the extremely intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
1>He was called Frank Einstein.
Did you hear about the monster restaurant?
To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
1>To eat there costs an arm and a leg.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
2>Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
My mum said to my sister, 'I had this awful nightmare. There was your teacher being devoured by this foul-looking monster.'
My sister said, 'Go on, what happened.'
My mum said, 'Well, I can't get it out of my head, really. The ugly face, the foul fangs, the slimy dribble, the bloodshot eyes....
My sister said, 'Yes' but what did the monster look like?'
3>My sister said, 'Go on, what happened.'
My mum said, 'Well, I can't get it out of my head, really. The ugly face, the foul fangs, the slimy dribble, the bloodshot eyes....
My sister said, 'Yes' but what did the monster look like?'
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
1>They toast the bride and groom.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
1>Frank Einstein.
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
1>Frankenpine.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
2>A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
1>The Loch Ness pongster.
What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
1>Try and cheer him up.
What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
1>Wait until he is ripe.
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
1>The Loch Mess Monster!