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Joke Topic - 'Monsters' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Monsters'.
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
1>Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Chickens
After rolling around in the mud, why did the chicken decide to cross the road again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
1>He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
1>Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Frogs
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
1>They get toad away.
Pencils
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
1>I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
Questions
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
1>Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
1>Because they've herd it all before.
Cats
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
1>A sourpuss!
Dentists
Did you hear about the movie, which features a dentist who travels backward and forward in time?
It's called 'Plaque to the Future.'
1>It's called 'Plaque to the Future.'
Biscuits
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
1>Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.