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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopoly'.

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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

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