Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopoly'.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.

Who is France's data compression hero?
Joan of ARC...

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

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