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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'

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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

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Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!


What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...


What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.

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