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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'


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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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Fish

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

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