Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

School children march over new teachers

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.