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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopoly'.

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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

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