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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopoly'.


How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.


There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

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