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Joke Topic - 'Monopoly'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopoly'.

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How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?


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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Doctors

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Car

Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

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