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Joke Topic - 'Monopolies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopolies'.


Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.


Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.


Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?


What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

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