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Joke Topic - 'Monopolies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopolies'.

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Why is there only one monopolies commission?


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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Baseball

Why is a baseball team like a pancake?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

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