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Joke Topic - 'Monopolies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopolies'.


Why is there only one monopolies commission?

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Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.

Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine who?
Justine time.

Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

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