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Joke Topic - 'Monopolies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monopolies'.

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Why is there only one monopolies commission?


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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.

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