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Joke Topic - 'Monkeys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monkeys'.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...


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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Watch

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.

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