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Joke Topic - 'Monkeys'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monkeys'.


What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...

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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.


'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'


What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.


I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?


Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.


What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!


My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

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