Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Maths
Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
Policeman
What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
Lawyers
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
Caught
Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bus Drivers
How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a
light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
Christmas Day
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
Witches
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Sail
Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.