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Joke Topic - 'Monkeys'


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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...


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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull?
The lawyer charges more.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Christmas Day

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

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