Joke Topic - 'Monkeys'

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Now where did I park my hard drive?

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.