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Joke Topic - 'Monkeys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monkeys'.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...


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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Shopping

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Work

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
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Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

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