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Joke Topic - 'Monkeys'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monkeys'.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...


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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Fleas

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.

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