Joke Topic - 'Monkeys' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Monkeys'.

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly!

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
that wraps it up for another year.

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject and those who don't need a subject.

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, 'Will you still love me when I'm old and grey?'
'Sure I do,' he mumbled.