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Joke Topic - 'Monkey Wrench'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Monkey Wrench'.

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What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.


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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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The World

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