Joke Topic - 'Money' - 24 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 24 jokes on the topic - 'Money'.

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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, 'What will you take: 30 days or $30?'
The man thought and replied, 'I think I'll take the money.'

A poor guy walks up to a rich man's house. He is really down on his luck and desperately needs some money. He rings the doorbell.
'Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I could do for you?'
The rich Guy decides to give him a break and says:
'Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me.' 'Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!'
Time passes, until...
'Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!'
'Well, here's your 50 dollars'
'Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche.'

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Did you hear about the fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company that made erasers?
He was wiped out When the company went bankrupt.

Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.

Highwayman to the traveler: Your money or your life!
Traveler: Take my life, I'm saving up.

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money, and I don't have any.