Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
Prunes give you a run for your money.
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
What do you call someone who carries a basket through the woods to visit their rich grandma and steals all her money to give to the poor?
Little Red Robin Hood.
What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five-pound note?
One is a mad bunny, and the other is bad money.
What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Why is it not difficult to cheat sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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