Joke Topic - 'Moles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

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