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Joke Topic - 'Moles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.

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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Politicians

Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

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