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Joke Topic - 'Moles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.

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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


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Dizzy

Good turns make me dizzy
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Clock

What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look Ma, no hands!
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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School

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

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