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Joke Topic - 'Moles'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Hide the spades.
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
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Skeletons
Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
Because the cold goes right through them.
Blondes
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
A: She fell out of the tree.
The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Politicians
Nobody can fix the economy.
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
Nobody can be trusted with their finger on the button.
Nobody's perfect.
VOTE FOR NOBODY!
A Rooster
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
Bees
What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
A grumble bee!
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
Art
Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
He had run out of Monet.
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