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Joke Topic - 'Moles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.


How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

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Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?


Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.


Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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