Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Worry
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Teeth
Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
Light Bulbs
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
Madness
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Calendar
Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.