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Joke Topic - 'Moles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.

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How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

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