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Joke Topic - 'Moles'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.
How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
Hide the spades.
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
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Because his days were numbered.
Because his days were numbered.
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