Joke Topic - 'Moles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moles'.

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Soda who?
Soda you.

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
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Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.

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