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Joke Topic - 'Moby Dick'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moby Dick'.


Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

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