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Joke Topic - 'Moby Dick'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Moby Dick'.

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Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.


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Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Cows

What do you call a cow with only three legs?
Lean beef.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

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