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Joke Topic - 'Mixed Emotions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mixed Emotions'.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

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