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Joke Topic - 'Mixed Emotions'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mixed Emotions'.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.


What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.


Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

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