Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Waiters
'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'
Cannibals
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
Engineers
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
Dentists
I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
Accountant
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Girlfriends
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."