Joke Topic - 'Mistletoe'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mistletoe'.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

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