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Joke Topic - 'Mistletoe'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mistletoe'.

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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


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Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Robbers

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

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