Joke Topic - 'Mistletoe' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mistletoe'.

What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

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