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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.

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