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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?


Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.


Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.


Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.

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