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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Bachelors

How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.
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Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.

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