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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Bathing

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Hi

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Friendly

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

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