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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Bee

Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

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