Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hi.
Hi who?
Hi, who are you?

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat's purr.
Cat's purr who?
Cat's purr the friendly ghost.

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