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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!


Why is a bee like an insult?
Because both carry a sting!


A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!


Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.


How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.

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