Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.

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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

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