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Joke Topic - 'Mistakes'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mistakes'.

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A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!
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Intelligent

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. - J.T. Kirk
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Golf

Golfer: "That can't possibly be my ball. It looks far too old".
Caddy: "Well, It has been a long time since we started, sir."

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