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Joke Topic - 'Mistake'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mistake'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.


Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B


Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.


Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

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