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Joke Topic - 'Mistake'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mistake'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?


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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Turkeys

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Road Maps

I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!

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