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Joke Topic - 'Missionary'


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A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "Praise God! This is a miracle!" the joyous missionary shouted. "Quiet!" growled the lion, "I'm saying grace ..."


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What is at the back of a bee?
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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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What children's toy hates to be touched?
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
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What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

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