A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "Praise God! This is a miracle!" the joyous missionary shouted. "Quiet!" growled the lion, "I'm saying grace ..."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
Vampires
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
Coffeemaker
What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
A Great Time
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
Students
How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Snakes
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Sausages
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Fishing
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
School
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.