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Joke Topic - 'Missionary'


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A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "Praise God! This is a miracle!" the joyous missionary shouted. "Quiet!" growled the lion, "I'm saying grace ..."


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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
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How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
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The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

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