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Joke Topic - 'Missionaries'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Missionaries'.

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First Cannibal: "We had robbers at our house yesterday."
Second Cannibal: "Did you enjoy them?"
First Cannibal: "yes, but they weren't as good as the missionaries we had last week."
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This cannibal caught a missionary in the jungle. He said to him, 'What's the best way to eat you? Boiled or roasted?'
The missionary said, 'To tell you the truth, I'm a friar.'


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