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Joke Topic - 'Missing' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Court

Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!

Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought they said roses, so you asked for a big red one.

Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

Offices

'Duties will vary.'
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

Milk

Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows.

Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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