Joke Topic - 'Missing' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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Always remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people who weren't smart enough to avoid jury duty!

When they were handing out noses, you thought they said roses, so you asked for a big red one.

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

'Duties will vary.'
Anyone in the office can boss you around and tell you what to do.

Where do milkshakes come from?
Nervous cows.

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

I'm not an alcoholic; I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!