Joke Topic - 'Missing' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

Yo mama's feet are so big; her shoes need license plates.

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

In any office, you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.