Joke Topic - 'Missing'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

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