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Joke Topic - 'Missing'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Missing'.

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How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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A Stage

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

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