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Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.


What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!


Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!


Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.


Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.


When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.


Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!

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