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Joke Topic - 'Missed'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Missed'.

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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
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Cold

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!

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