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Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Misfortune'.


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.


Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?


He's always operating in stand-by mode.

The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.


Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.


Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

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