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Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Misfortune'.


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

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What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.


Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.


What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.

Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.


What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!


What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.


I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

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