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Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Misfortune'.

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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

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