Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - M / Joke Topic - Misfortune - 1

Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Misfortune'.

$text4

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Clocks

Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
$text4

Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
$text4

Difficult

Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
$text4

Operating

He's always operating in stand-by mode.
$text4

The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
$text4

Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
$text4

Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
$text4

Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

This is page 1 of 1