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Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Misfortune'.

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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

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