Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dyslexic
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Kissed
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Old
When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Drink
I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
Coffee
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Ghosts
How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
Bookkeeper
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.