Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.