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Joke Topic - 'Misfortune'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Misfortune'.

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A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Old

When I get old will the calves on my legs be cows?
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Bookkeeper

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

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