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Joke Topic - 'Mirror'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mirror'.
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Dentists
What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.
A molar bear.
Witches
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Charm bracelets.
Snowmen
Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Marry
Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
Chickens
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
They Kermit suicide.
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
They called him dad.
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