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Joke Topic - 'Mirror'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mirror'.

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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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