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Joke Topic - 'Minimum'


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What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.


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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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