Joke Topic - 'Minimum'

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!