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Joke Topic - 'Minimum'


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What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.


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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Birthdays

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.

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