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Joke Topic - 'Minimum'

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DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

A Man

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.


Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.


Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

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