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Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.


Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.


A dyslexic man walked into a bra.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.


Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.

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