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Joke Topic - 'Mind'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mind'.

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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.

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