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Joke Topic - 'Millionaires' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Millionaires'.

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently?
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

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