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Joke Topic - 'Millionaires' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Millionaires'.
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently?
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.
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Boyfriends
You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a few days.
Monkeys
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Ducks
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
From chasing parked ambulances.
Advice
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
A woofle.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there seems to be a dead fly floating in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Vegetables
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
Button mushrooms.
Salary
'We offer a competitive salary'
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.