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Joke Topic - 'Millionaire'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Millionaire'.

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Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.


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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Pigs

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

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