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Joke Topic - 'Millionaire'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Millionaire'.


Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

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- yes, I can't afford it

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