Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Pigs
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.
Sheep
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
Soap
Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
Golf Caddy
John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.
Intelligent
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Dangerous
What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
Ghost
Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.