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Joke Topic - 'Millionaire'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Millionaire'.

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Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.


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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

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