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Joke Topic - 'Milkmaids'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milkmaids'.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Baseball

And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.

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