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Joke Topic - 'Milkmaids'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milkmaids'.


Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.


What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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