Joke Topic - 'Milkmaids'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milkmaids'.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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