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Joke Topic - 'Milkmaids'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milkmaids'.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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