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Joke Topic - 'Milkmaids'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milkmaids'.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Count Dracula

What does Count Dracula like to do every morning at eleven?
Take a coffin-break.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.

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