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Joke Topic - 'Milkmaids'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milkmaids'.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Bankers

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

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