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Joke Topic - 'Milked'


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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


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Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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School

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Legs

What has four legs, a back, and two arms but no body?
A chair.

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