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Joke Topic - 'Milked'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milked'.

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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Decisions

This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!

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