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Joke Topic - 'Milked'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milked'.

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Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.


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Pizza

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Sheep

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

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