Joke Topic - 'Milked'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Milked'.

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

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What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

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Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

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