Joke Topic - 'Milked'

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange!
Doctor: Have you tried playing squash?

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.