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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'


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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Cows

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Scary

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
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Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Dracula

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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Bedbugs

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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