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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Microscope'.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'


Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.


What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!


Halitosis is better than no breath at all

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.


Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.


At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

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