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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Microscope'.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.


What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.


I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh


What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.


Give me patience and I want it now!


How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

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