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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'


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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

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