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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'


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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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