Joke Topic - 'Microscope'

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.