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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Microscope'.


Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.

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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.


What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.


Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.


Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.

Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

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