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Joke Topic - 'Microscope'


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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
It wanted to get to the other slide.


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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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Tooth

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

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