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Joke Topic - 'Mickey Mouse' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Mickey Mouse'.

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy.
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
'Still your turn'!

Patient: Please help me, Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once, he got a jury so confused that they sent the judge to jail.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.