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Joke Topic - 'Mickey Mouse'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mickey Mouse'.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.
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Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
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Coffee

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

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