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Joke Topic - 'Mickey Mouse'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mickey Mouse'.


Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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Best vicious of the season.


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Passer-by: What are you digging for?
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Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.


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A lawn mooer.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!

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