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Joke Topic - 'Mickey Mouse'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mickey Mouse'.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.
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Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


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Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
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Dog

Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a thing of the past
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Dogs

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

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