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Joke Topic - 'Mickey Mouse'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mickey Mouse'.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.
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Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Finish

I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.

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