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Joke Topic - 'Mickey Mouse'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Mickey Mouse'.

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Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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I overheard two dissatisfied colleagues talking today, one was saying that he was going to work for Euro Disney because he was fed up with his present job and wanted to work for a real Mickey Mouse Operation.
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Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.


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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!

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