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Joke Topic - 'Mice'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mice'.

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My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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What do mice use to avoid bad breath?
Mousewash.
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What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

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