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Joke Topic - 'Mice'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Mice'.


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!

What do mice use to avoid bad breath?

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.

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What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.


You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.


Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.


My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

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