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Joke Topic - 'Message'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning


Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.


What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.


Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline


What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

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