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Joke Topic - 'Message'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.

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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Chefs

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
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Dog

What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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