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Joke Topic - 'Message'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.


What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.


Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.


Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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