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Joke Topic - 'Message'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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A Horse

What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

Golf Caddy

John: I hear that you lost your job as a golf caddy?
Paul: Yeah, I could do the work all right, but I just couldn't stop myself laughing.


When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!


What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.


Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

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