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Joke Topic - 'Message'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
Attila the Fun.
Succeed
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
A Locomotive
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
A choo choo Twain.
Ambulances
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Exam
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
An exam paper.
A Minute
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.
Light Bulbs
How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
Zombies
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Because he was dead-icated!
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