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Joke Topic - 'Message'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
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Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Baseball
In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
The catcher’s mutt.
Baseball
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Tourists
How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
An English sleep dog.
Silence
Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Peeka-boo.
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