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Joke Topic - 'Message'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.

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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


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Hen

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

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