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Joke Topic - 'Message'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.

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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Silence

Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.

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