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Joke Topic - 'Message'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.


Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?


Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!


Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy


What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools and the other one dribbles.


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.


Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.


What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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