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Joke Topic - 'Message'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Message'.

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Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.


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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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