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Joke Topic - 'Merry Christmas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merry Christmas'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

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What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.


Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.


Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.

A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.


When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

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