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Joke Topic - 'Merry Christmas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merry Christmas'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.


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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Ghost

What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Furniture

What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

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