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Joke Topic - 'Merry Christmas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merry Christmas'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.

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