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Joke Topic - 'Merrier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merrier'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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