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Joke Topic - 'Merrier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merrier'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Cars

Do me a favor...Steal this car.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

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