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Joke Topic - 'Merrier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merrier'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

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