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Joke Topic - 'Merrier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merrier'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Samson

Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Wisdom

What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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