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Joke Topic - 'Merrier'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merrier'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.


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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Job

I like my job it's the work I hate.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Cheese

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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