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Joke Topic - 'Merrier'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Merrier'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

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Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.


Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.


Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"


Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?


What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!


Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.


My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

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