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Joke Topic - 'Mermaid'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mermaid'.


Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.

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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'


Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.


What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'

Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!


What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.


Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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