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Joke Topic - 'Mercedes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mercedes'.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Monopolies

Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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