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Joke Topic - 'Mercedes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mercedes'.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.


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He calls the toe truck.


Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

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