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Joke Topic - 'Mercedes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mercedes'.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

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