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Joke Topic - 'Mercedes'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mercedes'.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!


Why is there only one monopolies commission?


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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