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Joke Topic - 'Menu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.


Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

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Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.


What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.


Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.


You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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