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Joke Topic - 'Menu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.


Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

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Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


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