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Joke Topic - 'Menu'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.
Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Doctors
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Florist
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Mushrooms
What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
Fun Gus.
Human
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
A: One.
Teletubby
What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
A tubby
The Future
The future isn't what it used to be.
Complaining
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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