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Joke Topic - 'Menu'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.
Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
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Snowmen
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
To snowballs.
Fathers
Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
They called him dad.
Biscuits
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Termites
Termites are boring
Thief
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
This is a stickup!
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Julius Sneezer!
Dogs
Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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