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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Divorce

What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.

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