Joke Topic - 'Menu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

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