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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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