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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Fish

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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