Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
Entertainer
Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Bees
What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Nothing
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Sharks
Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
Wife
Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.