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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Doctors

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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