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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Wood

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Wife

Bill gave his wife a real surprise on her birthday. He remembered it.
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Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.

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