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Joke Topic - 'Menu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Menu'.

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Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.


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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Thief

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!
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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.

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