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Joke Topic - 'Men' - 13 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 13 jokes on the topic - 'Men'.

All men are idiots. I married their king.
Did you hear about the man who liked to put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week?
By Friday, he could hardly get his shoes on.
Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you must nag him for a fortnight first.
Men are just like a pack of cards. To love a man, you need a heart; to marry them, you need a diamond, a club to beat them, and to bury them, you need a spade.
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
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