All men are idiots....I married their king.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
They all already have boyfriends.