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Joke Topic - 'Men'


Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Men'.

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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
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Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

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