Joke Topic - 'Men' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Men'.

Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.

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My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.

Notice: This notice is not worth noticing, as you will discover if you notice it.

My new girlfriend is as pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

It is tough to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.