Joke Topic - 'Men' - Page 2 - With 1 More Jokes and Funny Stories

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Men'.

Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.

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Is that your hair, or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?

Cats flattened while you watch.

What did one cannibal say to another?'Who was that girl I saw you with last night?'
'That was no girl; that was my supper.'

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
No.
Reply: Good!

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?