Joke Topic - 'Memory' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Memory'.

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. She remembers everything.

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.

What do you get from a cow that has lost its memory?
Milk of amnesia.

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!