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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.

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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Politicians

Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

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