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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.

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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Morse Code

Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Horn

Honk your horn if you hate noise pollution.

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