Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lemons
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Favorite
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Soccer
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Online Banking
Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
Cars
What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
Politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.
Ducks
What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
Board Games
Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.