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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.


Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.


Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.


What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!


Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.


How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

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