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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'


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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Walt Disney

Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

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