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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.

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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Star Wars

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

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