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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'


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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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A Monk

What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Government

I Work For The Government - I'm Here To Help You.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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An Inferiority Complex

He has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one.

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