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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.


Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?


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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?


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He takes a meteor shower.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Tell him that the drinks are on the house.


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What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

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