Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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