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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.


Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.


Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.


Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.


What do you call a man with a duck on his head?

Board Games

Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?


Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

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