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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'


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Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?


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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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