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Joke Topic - 'Memoirs'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Memoirs'.
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Cops
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Ghosts
What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
Hello, boo-tiful!
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
A UF ho ho ho!
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Swiss
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
Push him off the mountain.
Star Wars
Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?
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