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Joke Topic - 'Melodies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Melodies'.

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Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Work

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Cholesterol

What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
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Personality

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
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Squash

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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