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Joke Topic - 'Meet'


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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.


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Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
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King

Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
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Lemons

Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
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Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
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A Book

Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

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