Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
Girlfriends
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
Bride
The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.
King
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
Lemons
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Cats
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
A Book
Why is a duke like a book?
Because he has a title.
Hippy
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.