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Joke Topic - 'Mechanic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mechanic'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Set

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?

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