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Joke Topic - 'Mechanic'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mechanic'.


Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!


What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.


What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

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