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Joke Topic - 'Mechanic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Mechanic'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?


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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Drunks

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

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