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Joke Topic - 'Meat'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Meat'.


If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Woman in butcher's shop: "what's the cheapest meat that you have?"
Butcher: "Whale meat, madam."
Woman: "How much is it".
Butcher: "Thirty pence a kilo."
Woman: "Well give me a quarter-kilo, and can you throw in the head, for my cat."

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