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Joke Topic - 'Meat' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Meat'.

Have you ever wondered why animals are made of meat if we're not supposed to eat them?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

Blondes

Why didn't the blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.

Fleas

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.

Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.

Bagpipes

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.

Kittens

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

Birds

What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.

Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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