Joke Topic - 'Meat' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Meat'.

Have you ever wondered why animals are made of meat if we're not supposed to eat them?

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Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

Why didn't the blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.

What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.

How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.