Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
Blondes
Why didn't the blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.
Fleas
How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?
Candles
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Let's go out tonight.
Bagpipes
What is worse than a boy playing the bagpipes?
Two boys playing the bagpipes.
Kittens
How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.
Birds
What books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
Birds
Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.