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Joke Topic - 'Mean'

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?


What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.


Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.

Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

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