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Joke Topic - 'Mean'

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.


What has three tails, twelve legs and can't see?
Three blind mice.


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.


Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.


He supports bacteria; it's the only culture he has.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

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