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Joke Topic - 'Mean'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Cars

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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Cricket

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

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