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Joke Topic - 'Mean'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Light Bulbs

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

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