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Joke Topic - 'Mean'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Caterpillar

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

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