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Joke Topic - 'Mean'

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Light Bulbs

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.


Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.


What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!


Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.


Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

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