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Joke Topic - 'Mean'

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Which American state has the most cows?


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.


What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.

Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."


Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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