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Joke Topic - 'Matrimony'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Matrimony'.

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"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

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What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.


We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?


MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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